RULES FOR BEING A STUPID SHORT KID!!! (Updated since 11-11-09)

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Lying

1. If you're in a fight or something, and some one is coming to the room, be the one that's struggling! So you'll look innocent!

2. If you fart or do something wrong, act as if you didn't do it

3. If your voice starts being weird when you try to convince, it sounds too convincing!

Randomness

1. Say random words and act like a complete idiot

2. If you find a word really funny, continuously say it!

3. Record or tell your friends really dumb stuff on TV

4. Do weird movements/actions and walk funny

5. Hate some one/thing/Greg and tell jokes about it/them

6. Make fun of a word you hear that sounds either sexual or stupid

Hide and Seek Tactics! Haha, I said "tactics"!

1. If some one is IT, watch where they go. Find a "key spot", where you'll go hide next if you have no other place. Once IT goes there and checks it, GET OUT of your current hiding spot, and GO TO YOUR KEY SPOT QUICKLY!!!

2. If you're IT, make sure to check the same UNUSUAL hiding spots at least twice

3. If you're IT, make sure to remember what the hiding spot looked like, so when you check it, you know some one got there or not.

4. If you HEAR IT COMING AT ALL, RUN RIGHT AWAY, and then hide somewhere nearby. Then they'll be running the wrong way they hear your footsteps. Don't panic or make noises with your keys or crap

5. IF A GREG IS IT, say "Greg! I'm a boy! Please touch me!", then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!